May 2012
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shit, so my sister gave me her old iphone 4 and i accidentally deleted all her pictures of her and her son so shit I thought I was only deleting all her apps and resetting the settings. she doesnt know yet, she’s going to like punch me in the face so I guess there’s no way of saving the pictures ?
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do folks remember tumblarity
does anyone remember unfollowfriday
remember when call-in audio debuted and everyone sounded NOTHING like you expected them to?
goddamn i’ve been on this website forever
Gratuitous picture of yourself Wednesday? The fuckin’ directory?
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I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and...
– Audrey Plaza’s pitch for a romcom starring herself and Ryan Gosling (via jona-vark)
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overtheunderpass:
i shit you not
today in a bookstore a guy came up to me and said, “wanna move this over to the romance section” and i gave an uncomfortable laugh then he was like “or maybe fantasy” and he WINKED
i replied with “no thanks you look nice though” and i left superfast
he spent the rest of the day in the mystery section wondering where he went...
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nuclearbummer:
this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed)
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i’ve been cleaning my room for like four hours now
can I kill myself
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its my last saturday as a high school senior why am i not drunk
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one time this guy I liked told me I have a really gummy smile and small teeth and now i’m really self conscious of that now and i never used to be
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why would anyone go back to drip after trying french press
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I have this cousin from the philippines and I guess he lives here now. [[MORE]]He like has his own apartment with his brother but he sleeps over sometimes and it’s so weird. Like right now he’s playing call of duty and my poor brother had to sleep with a pillow over his head it’s like 2:17am and I’m really hungry but he’s in the living room (that’s where my...
There’s a loneliness that only exists in one’s mind. The loneliest moment in...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald - The Great Gatsby (via han-solo-dolo)